Sassy + Dark Humor

Heavy sarcasm, dark jokes, and clever coping mechanisms for surviving the current timeline. If your favorite way to deal with chaos is a dry remark, you'll feel right at home here with my weird shirts.

We're All in This Together Like Hostages Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
We're All in This Together Like Hostages Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
We're All in This Together Like Hostages Tee
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Full of Whimsy & Political Rage Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Full of Whimsy & Political Rage Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Full of Whimsy & Political Rage Tee
from $29.00
RFK Jr You Died On The Oregon Trail Parody Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
RFK Jr You Died On The Oregon Trail Parody Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
RFK Jr You Died On The Oregon Trail Parody Tee
from $29.00
Abandoning Atheism Floral Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Abandoning Atheism Floral Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Abandoning Atheism Floral Tee
from $29.00
Take Me To Your Leader UFO Ours is an Asshole Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Take Me To Your Leader UFO Ours is an Asshole Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Take Me To Your Leader UFO Ours is an Asshole Tee
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Unwilling Participant in This Dystopian Pit of Despair Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Unwilling Participant in This Dystopian Pit of Despair Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Unwilling Participant in This Dystopian Pit of Despair Tee
from $29.00
Pro-Human Rights Leftist Witch Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Pro-Human Rights Leftist Witch Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Pro-Human Rights Leftist Witch Tee
from $29.00
I Like My Government Like I Like My Coffee Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
I Like My Government Like I Like My Coffee Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
I Like My Government Like I Like My Coffee Tee
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It's Okay to Change Your Mind Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
It's Okay to Change Your Mind Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
It's Okay to Change Your Mind Tee
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The Boot You Lick Will Stomp You Too Duck Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
The Boot You Lick Will Stomp You Too Duck Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
The Boot You Lick Will Stomp You Too Duck Tee
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Doing My Best Despite Knowing Facts & Information Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Doing My Best Despite Knowing Facts & Information Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Doing My Best Despite Knowing Facts & Information Tee
from $29.00
Forever Drinking Tea FDT Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Forever Drinking Tea FDT Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Forever Drinking Tea FDT Tee
from $29.00
I Believe in Holding Grudges I'll Heal in Hell Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
I Believe in Holding Grudges I'll Heal in Hell Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
I Believe in Holding Grudges I'll Heal in Hell Tee
from $29.00
Mental Stability? In THIS Economy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Mental Stability? In THIS Economy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Mental Stability? In THIS Economy Tee
from $29.00
F🌸ck The Patriarchy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
F🌸ck The Patriarchy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
F🌸ck The Patriarchy Tee
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The Horrors Are Never Ending Yet I Remain Silly Capybara Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
The Horrors Are Never Ending Yet I Remain Silly Capybara Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
The Horrors Are Never Ending Yet I Remain Silly Capybara Tee
from $29.00
May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Tee
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Beam Me Up They're Banning Books Again Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Beam Me Up They're Banning Books Again Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Beam Me Up They're Banning Books Again Tee
from $29.00
The Hell I Wont Griffin Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
The Hell I Wont Griffin Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
The Hell I Wont Griffin Tee
from $29.00
Live Laugh Lobotomy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Live Laugh Lobotomy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Live Laugh Lobotomy Tee
from $29.00
Frogs Against The Broligarchy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Frogs Against The Broligarchy Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Frogs Against The Broligarchy Tee
from $29.00
Know Your Parasites Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Know Your Parasites Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Know Your Parasites Tee
from $29.00
Rage Makes Me Feel Pretty Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Rage Makes Me Feel Pretty Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Rage Makes Me Feel Pretty Tee
from $29.00
Everything is Expensive and I'm Tired Tee
Everything is Expensive and I'm Tired Tee
from $29.00
Stay Whole Let Them Choke Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Stay Whole Let Them Choke Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Stay Whole Let Them Choke Tee
from $29.00
Socialism Ghost Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Socialism Ghost Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Socialism Ghost Tee
from $29.00
My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government Tee
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Yeah I'm Into A.I. Accountability & Imprisonment Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Yeah I'm Into A.I. Accountability & Imprisonment Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Yeah I'm Into A.I. Accountability & Imprisonment Tee
from $29.00
Raccoon Radicalized by Basic Human Decency Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Raccoon Radicalized by Basic Human Decency Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Raccoon Radicalized by Basic Human Decency Tee
from $29.00
It's Giving Apocalypse Tee
It's Giving Apocalypse Tee
from $29.00
Subtle Trump Pumpkin Orange on The Outside Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Subtle Trump Pumpkin Orange on The Outside Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Subtle Trump Pumpkin Orange on The Outside Tee
from $29.00
Full of Microplastics & Existential Dread Duck Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Full of Microplastics & Existential Dread Duck Tee - The Rogue Petal Co. - T-Shirt
Full of Microplastics & Existential Dread Duck Tee
from $29.00