We Are Living in The Dumbest Fucking Timeline Tee
The news just keeps coming and you wonder if it's actually real or it's all a big joke.
Classic Unisex Fit & High Neck: Features a timeless, slightly boxier silhouette paired with a sturdy, top-stitched collar that sits a bit higher for a clean, premium look that won't stretch out.
Sizing Tip: Fits true to size for a standard classic fit. Size up if you prefer a looser, street-style look. To ensure the perfect fit, measure a favorite tee flat and compare it to the size chart below.
Note: The fabric is pre-washed so it won't shrink after the first wash. Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for comfort. All values are a guide — compare them with a similar item you already own. Get in touch if you have questions!
100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Premium Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex tee made with a heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric that is thick, durable, and gets softer and more comfortable with every single wash.
Premium Garment-Dyed Color: Vintage dying process to give it a rich, uniquely lived-in vintage color tone right out of the box.
Pre-Shrunk for Longevity: Fabric is pre-shrunk before it gets to you, ensuring a consistent, dependable fit that won't warp or shrink up over time.
Every piece is printed-to-order just for you! This model eliminates excess retail waste and ensures your gear is made with purpose.
Production: 3–5 business days
Shipping: 3–5 business days after production
Total: most orders arrive within 5–10 business days of purchase.
Allow extra time for Alaska and Hawaii.
Busy Holiday seasons may increase production and delivery times.
Shipping outside the US: At this time I only ship within the US, but am working on expanding!
To keep apparel looking great for as long as possible, please follow these easy care steps:
- Washing: Wash inside out on a gentle cycle with cold water and gentle detergents.
- Drying: Tumble dry with no heat or on a low temperature setting (hanging dry is also fantastic for extended wear).
- What to Avoid: Do NOT use bleach or OxiClean, and please do not iron directly over the printed graphics.
I think wearing clothing that starts conversations is essential to change, but I also believe that it's necessary to assist tangible progress.
To support real-world action, 15% of all proceeds from every single item sold is donated directly to grassroots organizations and frontline mutual aid networks. I bundle these funds and donate them monthly to different groups doing immediate, direct-impact work—focusing heavily on reproductive freedom, LGBTQ+ defense, healthcare access, and community safety. Your purchase helps spark a conversation and directly funds the people doing the work on the ground.
You can find more under the Mutual Aid section.
